Keep your head up Love

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Everyone wants to be thought of at 3am, well I don’t know about anyone else but at 3am I am in bed doing nothing, of course I’m gonna be thinking of someone. But to be thought about at 3pm, when people are busy living and doing stuff, that would make me feel special.

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via tall-pale-and-awkward)